"Call me a dreamer, but one day, my name will become an adjective for everything cynical and untrustworthy in human nature."

“About belief or lack of belief in an afterlife: Some of you may know that I am neither Christian nor Jewish nor Buddhist, nor a conventionally religious person of any sort. I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of rewards or punishments after I’m dead.”
— Kurt Vonnegut

I'm curious enough to want to know everything about you and an asshole enough not to care about what I learn.