I'd rather be hated for who I
am, than loved for who i'm not...

"Do you by any chance poke smot?"

"Captain Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog."

Joshamee Gibbs: "So the Pearl. Any idea on how to get her out?"

Jack Sparrow: "We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats, one of us must learn to play the trumpet, whilst the other one goes like this. [waves his fingers]"

Joshamee Gibbs: "I know a man with a goat."

Jack Sparrow: "Good, I can go like this. [waves his fingers]"

[young O interrupts young K's interrogation of J]
Young Agent O: Terribly sorry.
[turns to young K]
Young Agent O: X is frightfully upset about the whole Coney Island incident.
Young Agent K: Thanks for the heads up.
[young K takes a sip of his coffee]
Young Agent K: Oh, man. This coffee tastes like dirt.
Young Agent O: What do you expect? It was just ground this morning.
[J repeats the last line with young O]
Agent J: O?
[young K looks at J suspicious