I think I saw all 8 Hellraiser movies in one day - I can't verify that, it might have just been the flu.

It peeves me that none of the books I like are on the facebook "book choices" - mine always come up as that "we've never heard of that" picture.

I watch B-movies because they are the only movies that are truly original - everything else is just a remake of a movie that has been done (probably better).

Any movie can be improved with 5 things (not in this order): male nudity, zombies, vampires, explosions, and/or ninjas. I am still waiting for the movie that has ALL of these components.

My motto: bad movies, good music, and great times.

My philosophy: The ultimate sin to me is to waste your life being miserable. If it's that bad, either change it or shut it because I don't want to hear about it, dig?

The reason I'm so cool is because I have the same birthday as Bruce Campbell, the greatest actor of his generation. Hail to the King, baby!

What you call paranoid, I