I am a professional singer, songwriter, dentist, badass, monster truck driver, sniper, exorcist, astronaut, cosmonaut, osteopath, spy, nuclear theoretical physicist, politician, chef, psychiatrist and general all round man of mystery.

I have several degrees and diplomas in various educational establishments around the world, so many in fact that when I'm out of toilet paper, I just use one of my lesser degrees. I have won the Nobel prize in many fields, notably taking both the prize for mathematics and asskickery in the same year. I currently work as a United Nations liaison between violent warring factions in Papua New Guinea as a cover for infiltrating Iranian heavy water processing facilities for the sake of world peace.

My interests include parachuting, scuba diving, scuba diving while parachuting, driving fast cars, scoring with beautiful women, beautiful women, hammer throwing children, eating burgers and just generally being better than most people. I once beat a crocodile