May I have your attention, please!
I will now demonstrate an electro bio-mechanical neural transmitting zero synapse repositioner — commonly referred to as Neuralyzer.

Please focus on this emission unit.

✹FLASH✹

Neuralyzer (Blitzdings) mixes house, bass music, and other electronic genres into a playful, experimental sound, hardhitting, gutbusting, roaring growl — music representing the working class of Earth and elsewhere, vibrating both within and beyond the spectrum of frequencies audible and tactile to terrestrial beings.

This neuro-stimulation is designed to erase the depressing memories of planetary demise that capitalism instills in Earthlings to get tense tentacles twitching and overworked booties shaking.
To help you leave this place and enter another dimension, a state of blissful trance.

So open your earholes, relax, and prepare to forget all sense of space and time