Time for an update here, last time I did this I only had one kid, now I have two and one in the post. Fucking. Crazy. Beans.

I'm a programmer in real life, I make computers do millions of cool things that only a geek or someone that worked for American Express would appreciate.

Like I mentioned, I have two kids at the time of writing (August 2011), Dylan is 3, and Charlie is 18 months. There's another one due in October, we don't know what flavour it will be yet.

In between my mega busy work life and my beautiful children I like to spend time with my favourite Fiona in the world, though it seems we are both so busy whenever we do get some time along we are usually in bed (Sleeping, you dirty bastards).

We all have fun though, weekends are filled with family type things, if you have a family you know the sort of thing I mean; if you don't then you wouldn't care, so there's not much point in listing it all here.

I ride a motorbike, its blue and goes vroom. More specifica