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Miles Danger Hearn

Over a long period of time the unlikely event becomes a near certainty, and the every day event is more and more likely to be erased.

This shit is fuckin crazy. I don't even know how a lion got into the neighborhood! I heard some growlin and shit out in the yard, so my room mate and I, we go to check this shit out. I look up in the tree, and there's the fucking king of the jungle! Fucker was staring right at me! I almost shit my fuckin pants! So I ran inside and called the Five-O.