Mike Piermont

Not sure where to start...I started off as a young writer in chicago, joined a circus in Illinois and went cross country, met a kangaroo with a hearing problem, moved to Africa for 5 years, learned how to cook with my feet, came back, then I became a makeshift hat maker in new Mexico working for a guy by the name of Bob, Bob and I got along for a while, then we got into a fight and i moved to Ohio where i placed third in a ax throwing contest, after that I became the best horse shoe maker in Japan, got sick of all the rice and hot air ballooned it to Haiti, after becoming the 19th best telemarketer for an insect repellent company I learned kung foo and killed a man who tried to steel my basket of papayas.. Then when I turned 13 I returned home to NY where I still live... Thats pretty much me.. in a tiny nutshell