What is rock!?
Rock is the area between the balls
and the anus of a dog or of a man.

What is rock!?
Rock is the possibility of choking on your own vomit
in the back of a rapists van.

What is rock!?
Denim-clad Satanists making love
in the sewers of Birmingham during Maggie Thatcher's prime.

What is rock!?
Rock is meeting the Grim Reaper
in a sports arena stampede at the tender age of nine.

We keep on truckin', why oh why.
Spreading like cancer, my oh my.

What is rock!?
Backwards messages to boys and girls
to bring machine guns to their schools.

What is rock!?
No i'm not talking about canadian producer
and "fifth Metallica" Bob Rock, you fool.

What is rock!?
Old AC/DC? Cleveland, Ohio?
Basically it's harder, heavier,
and slightly more blues-based than pop.

What is rock!?
Historians keep nagging about Funhouse,
but me, I think Kill City's where it's at.
After decades of indie and house.
Six cats from oslo killed the mouse.