PLEASE NOTE: Anyone I've friend'd that insists on using Facebook as a Twitter feed and incessantly updates their status with mundane information such as what they are ‘thinking of eating’ at this particular moment in time, sport, the weather or anything to do with the feeble excuse for entertainment that is currently on the television such as ‘I’m a come dancing x-factor celebrity and I’ve got big brother talent’ will be unfriend’d coz if I wanted to know what was going on with those putrid shows I'd watch them and if I wanted to know what you're having for dinner I'd bloody well ask you!