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Matt Pollard

I'm 6'4, built like a brick shite-house and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. I have hands like bunches of bananas and with their plier-like strength burst watermelons for crowds of bemused onlookers... I was adopted from Mars on planet Earth by some kindly folks from the United Kingdom, before I realized I was stood on my bonce and shifted to Australia to correct the issue.