With the grace of science with me and the expectations of an entire fridge on my shoulders, I strop into everyday like a man dispossessed.
I am firmly of the belief that everything is bullshit. Fate, God, Ghosts, 'the one', soul mates, etc. ALL utter bullshit. However I do believe in love. Just love more. Get on with people the best you can. Try to understand why they are such a fucking bellend and learn to put up with it.
In my life I want to love, be loved and have as much fucking fun as possible. Come on you old bugger, gizza smile and buy me a pint.
LET'S START A NEW FOREVER.
