I'm a fluent speaker of Liverpudlian.
Trained as a (seagoing) marine engineer.....1968 - 1974
One shipwreck later I went to Art School, then worked in the picture framing business for a few years,
I have two daughters (Rosie and Briony) and am married to Maggie,

Have you tried Banana & Treacle toasties ?
Mash banana with treacle then spread onto warm toast.
Clean your teeth afterwards !!