think of your self aswell as others if i can make 1 person smile every day my job is done

Left School with little qualifications. Took to life of Crime. Became London Underworlds most notorious figure before heading up one of South America's largest Cartels. Gave it all up to become a Peace broker for the U.N. where I single handedly negotiated a peace deal in the Far East. I've climbed K2. I've conquered Everest. I've Scuba dived to the deepest depths and discovered living organisms that man did not know excisted. I've broken the land speed world record on a motorised skate board. I've cured the common cold and created the swine flu. I've base jumped from the Worlds highest buildings and Hand glided from the Worlds greatest Mountains. I've entered space and discovered a new Universe. I've advised the Diesel Fashion House on how to approach the younger market. I taught Tiger Woods how to improve his swing and David Beckham on how to cross a ball. I've played for the womens Mancheste