After my marriage to Johnny failed due to the action packed life style that we led and the Mr Bean continual comments of mutism, I decided to start a fresh, a clean break. I dug a very deep hole and in it I went with my trusty head touch,69 spicy pot noodles which I still like to eat dry, a copy of Tarker the Otter, and a bottle of matey. I inhaled and exhaled continuously it became part of my being. Thoughts of Johnny faded.I smothered my self with matey and my skin glistened through the earth. I got bored with Tarker ,my juices started to flow and my thoughts turned to my life upon the earth. I made beautiful castles with the empty pots from the pot noodles. The batteries ran out and the touch no longer shone,but my heart started to beat faster and faster and I knew that it was time to break free.............
So I says to Johnny,look you got to remember the great times that we had together and leave the bad behind you and go,go johnny go!