Vertically challenged, but growing too tall for my hair, terminally lazy, easily amused and horizontally laid back.

I hate Tuesdays, they're too close to last weekend and not near enough to next weekend.

Vertically challenged, but growing too tall for my hair, terminally lazy, easily amused and horizontally laid back.

I hate Tuesdays, they're too close too last weekend and not near enough to next weekend.