i still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease

I was born in Miami,FL on December 11,1985. I then moved to Maine sometime after.......My mother was the first woman on the moon and my father was the first Native American to bat over .330 in the major leagues.When I was 7 years old my parents abandoned me in a small stream in Tibet.I was raised by a small pack of sewer rats until I was 9 when I was adopted by the Dahli Llama.He taught me how to hover above ground and bend metal using only my mind.I once stopped a hurricane using only a life preserver, a tent stake, and three shots of rum.I have had many women, most of whom have taken their own lives because they could not have my love. I can drive a golf ball over 460 yards, and I can hold my breath for two days straight.I helped Bill Gates develope Microsoft and I was also the first on the scene to find Jesus Christ dead.I have captured both the Sasquatch and the Lockness Monster but let them go for fear of legislative actions.I am