you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one...

Jaz and Bibbles are at the centre of my wallet, soz... my world:-) I'm a bit of alright in the kitchen - Keith Floyd style, and I've got impeccable bedside manners. I'm nearly 46, so it's about time I started acting maturely, took responsibilty for my actions, packed in the monkey business and joined a pension scheme, or so the palm reader/probation officer* told me.

(*delete as appropriate)