I am a self confessed sensitive new age guy.

I am a new age sensitive guy who loves hearin all about your problems and your friends problems. Long walks on the beach at sunset are the only reason I get out of bed in the morning (apart form crumpets).
If you are expecting a sex god, look elsewhere as I will provide you with about as much satisfaction as you get from a parking fine.
And yes, this is the same bio as my numerous online dating profiles.