Lord skid marks was spawned in a bog on exmoor, found by some ramblers and then deposited at guerrilla HQ.
It took some time for GR to exept the fact that this strange creature (Not so different to the ugly duckling story only in reverse) would eventually take root in the corner and never leave again. 4 years on and the fascination with this furry freak has diminished enabling him to lurk in the shadows once again only to surface when the horn of Kingston is blown. Now at the sturdy age of 24 his skills in unarmed combat have reached a new hieght having to fight of diseased fans and carriers of the of the fashion virus( first seen in 1945 at a small cafe in camden). On june the 2nd 2008 the lord was sent into space on the first no return journey for a human. The mission was considered a sucsess until a burning yet still able body plummeted through the atmosphere creating the first ever bus route from lynton to tokyo. Now back from his space adventures he thought he would take a trip t