Stats;
height: 3 cubits
eyes: its complicated
hair: Inner-West, Sydney
max capacity: 18 persons
pin number: 6382

Streets are riddled red with fires, there's vultures swooping like hell.
But it's still quiet inside this house;
nothing can do you harm

I have talents and shortcomings.

Talents;
- I am not easily effected by temperature
- I am quite lanky so I can squeeze into small spaces which is handy if I drop a coin under the fridge or something
- I'm really good at risotto

Shortcomings;
- I don't have much rhythm and flail my arms around alot
- My signature is easily forged
- If I try and grow a beard it doesn't look very good

And that is everything there is to know in the entire world about me. Honest.