i work in a coffee shop and i can't make coffee and i speak some spanish and i dance very badly and i live in a place that you've probably never heard of and i go to uni in Manchester and i steal music from other people and i like to read trashy chitlit and i sing and dance in the shower and i like my dog and i like songs with lovely words and i like to not eat animals and i never close my curtains and i like clean mess and i love House and i love Come Dine With Me and i have a really bad immune system but really nice friends and i love syndetic lists