i love talia lee helfrick. she is the best person in the world. shes such a special person. she lights up my life and makes my days worth living and makes me hope to wake up in the morning. dont thank god, thank talia.

You know youre in heaven when...

...talia lee helfrick is there.

You know you're in hillbilly hell when...

... you can wake up in the morning and do nothing with your higene and stay in your pajamas and will still look better than 90% of the people in town.

... the taxadermy store also sells fireworks!

... the only place to buy clothes is the hardware store.

... farmers tans seem to be the in style.

... the only place to get internet is the library.

... the local grocery store has more pounds of terrible romance novels than decent meat.