"Write something about yourself"

I speak English, Je parle un peu francais, et...
나는 한국의 정도를 밝힐 수 없거나 날씨가 나는 좋은 여자나 가슴 들이받다

which is korean for "i know just enough korean to tell you whether or not i like a woman's breasts or behind" ,,, just kidding, i know about as much korean as i know french, en peu, a little? i dont even know

see,,, i try really hard to look like a big shot... infact. i work for MIT... seriously! i have been paid by MIT, but it was on something i did on mechanical turk... so atleast i was paid by amazon dot com right????

gurrr

i'm often staring down at the table contemplating something rediculous, and i look up at you, your beautiful eyes, but i just can't for the life of me figure out how to tell you 'EVERYONES WRONG! THEY'RE WASTING THEIR LIVES! WE NEED TO START LOVING EACHOTHER SO MUCH MORE THAN WE DO RIGHT NOW! WE'RE BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF EACHOTHER!!! WHY CAN'T WE BE GOOD PEOPLE!?!??!?!"

if i had my way... i'd get rid of 3 things mo