hullo :) i'm an unrepentant asshat, and i work hard to stay as close to 100% don't give a fuck as possible. i go where the happy is, which is usually at home.

i wasn't always like this. i allowed myself to become jaded and jumped through society's flaming hoops. i spent far more energy on appearing perfect than on being authentic. then one morning i was sandwiched between a ford and a chevy on the way to the vet, and my whole world changed.

i guess i had a concussion, but it wasn't diagnosed until it was a mild TBI thirteen months post-accident (google it if you care - that part's boring). lots of doctors' lobbies and MRI tubes and various injections and millions of migraines and four years later, i have evolved into the current incarnation of ME:

low impulse control:
i get to say whatever i want whenever i want to whoever i want without thinking first...so far nobody's punched me :)
i laugh constantly and at almost anything
i get ridden by my muses a lot
i regularly rediscover bou