I'm completely bonkers but I'm happy.

Born 1832 in the cellar of a gin palace to Gertie, a virgin spinster and Smedley, a fishmonger. I was a sickly child who loved to play with stuffed animals and fish entrails. My real name is Gilbertine Peach and now I am a very rich lady. I live in Sydenham in the county of Kent, the year is 1870 and I am an hypocondriac. Speaks fluent Phoenician, Sumerian and Elamite.