Don't Panic.
I emerged into the world out of the trachea of a beheaded lizard, crawled into the sunlight and thought to myself "this world is satisfactory, I suppose."
Ever since then I've been making my way to stardom as the world's greatest odd person, and so far I think I've failed miserably. There are people far odd-er than I. But no matter, in the meantime I'll just sit around and make up silly, ridiculous nonsense to write on facebook for *nobody* to care about! Yay!