One of the founding members of 'The Beatles', Kishan left the band after stealing a TARDIS to pursue an acting career. Throughout the 70's he appeared in critically acclaimed films such as 'The Godfather' and 'Star Wars'.

Subsequent to turning to the dark side after being bitten by Alice Cullen and winning the hunger games as tribute for District 3, he went to raise hell in the Falklands.

Assassinated by Sauron shortly after his marriage to an Argentinean model, he was later reborn in England.

His wife was murdered, sending Kishan spiralling into ten years of depression. After two failed suicide attempts the Harry Potter books gave meaning to his life once more. He gave up drugs, found refuge at 221B Baker Street in and re-discovered his first love; himself.

He formed the "Cult of Genius" of which he is the only member. Some believe this is because nobody has talent enough to work with him, others say nobody has the patience.

But one thing is clear, now rid of his past demons,