DJ KO5 - Professional DJ
For booking please call (201)606-5910
https://twitter.com/djko5
www.djko5.com for my music

I am a dynamic figure, often seen making beautiful music while scaling walls. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in only twelve minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of cold water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious soldiers. I play bluegrass cello, I have been scouted by the Mets, and I am the subject of numerous documentaries.