The picture in the top left really is me, but in the past 3 months, I gained over 200 pounds and managed to shrink.
I like to roll around (on my side) during my free time. Although it is not helping me lose weight, it helps me save money on gas for my car since prices are ridiculous right now. Sometimes if I'm lucky the local hooligans will kick, spit, and push me around. This makes it so I don't have to do as much work. I'm lazy and fat.
I am currently an eyebrow model and a leg hair model. I had to give up eyebrow modeling after my 200 pound weight gain so I stick to showing off my leg hair. It's braided. Here. Touch it. It's nice.
I wake up every morning and realize that I am the most phenominal human being on the planet. Regardless of my weight, leg hair, or dredlock pubic hair. I think I realized I was so great because my whole life my mom told me so. It must be true. I know it.
I am the most important man you will ever meet. I have a car. I have a business card. I have a digi
