Oliver Reed and Gerrard Depardeau (i wish) meets Ardon O'Hanlon and Ardon infuriatingly wins everytime.

if i ignore your friendship, choose from these five reasons -
1) i don't know you;
2) you don't know me;
3) i don't want to know you;
4) i don't collect friends as a numbers game;
5) your profile is far too empty to base any frendship on.

there is a sixth which is sometimes based purely on appearance sometimes supplemented by your profile content, but i try not to apply this to everyone, so it's an auxhiliary compensation -
6) i don't fancy you.