'fail to prepare,prepare to fail' - roy keane

Srachan - football manager and comic genius
...
> on wayne rooney..."its an incredible rise to stardom; at 17,
> your more likely to get a call from michael > jackson then sven goran erickson

> Reporter: "Gordon canwe have a quick word?
> Strachan: velocity (walks off)
>
> Reporter: so gordon, in what areas do you think middlesborough where
> better then you today
> Strachan: what areas? manily the big green one out there
>
> Reporter: "gordon what will you take out of today"?
> Strachan: i've more important things to think about, i,ve got
> a youghart to finish, the expiry date is today
>
> Reporter: there goes your unbeaten run, can you take it?
> Strachan: No, im going to gohome a wreck,
> become an alcholic and maybe throw myself off a cliff.
>
> Reporter: there are no negative or bad feelings here?
> Strachan: apart from yourself, were all quiet positive around here,
> so im going to beat you over the head w