Julia Newlove

ʎzɐɹɔ uıob ʎ1ʍo1s

I understand that scissors can beat paper ,
and I get how rock can beat scissors ,
but there's NO fucking way paper can beat rock .
paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile??
why the hell can't paper do this to scissors??
screw scissors , why can't paper do this to people ?
why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class ?
I'll tell you why , because paper can't beat nuttin,
a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds.
sooo when I play rock / paper/ scissors i always choose rock .
then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their trick ass paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say
"Oh shit sorry bro, I thought paper would protect you, asshole..shit!!