…I like to think, I like to read. I’m into freedom of speech and freedom of choice, I’m the kind of guy who likes to sit in The Greasy Spoon and think, "should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of BBQ ribs with the side order of gravy fries?". I want high cholesterol. I wanna eat bacon and butter and buckets of cheese, ok? I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section, I wanna run through the streets naked with green jell-o all over my body, reading playboy magazine. Why? Because I might suddenly feel the need to, ok pal?