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I am never any good at these these things. I will start from the top. I am Peter Thomas Phillips. I am 26. I live in Cardiff. I work wherever I need to be. I am single. I started this the same as i start everyday. I think height matters. I am the happiest Ive been for a long time. I don't have a stutter. I never thought id be doing this. I work in music, doing stuff with gigs and stuff with venues. I'm stupidly tall. I love a good womp. I don't like cheaters. I like most music but am slightly partial to niche American punk rock and reggae, you've probably not heard of any of the bands. I like sushi. I want to go snowboarding. I have too many plugs. I know santa is fake. I used to have a tank of piranha. I have a phone number zero seven nine eight zero eight five th