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Szeged, Hungary

In 1977, at age 2 I had fun pushing pots off the balcony from the 10th floor while my mom was indoor. No one got hurt.
At age 6 i got my mouth duck-taped in school for chatting with a girl.
5 years later I won the fancy dress competition ending up in the finals along with a bunch of Darth Vaders and cowboys. I was a chimney-sweeper bakermen.
Few months later I almost died after jumping into a 6feet deep swimming pool. I thought I can swim.
I`ve traveled as far as Alaska, met so many people like Patrick Duffy aka Bobby from Dallas. My mom loved him. Ronan Keating forgot the words of an Elton John song while he was singing it. It must be the Bloody Mary I made him just before.
My other favorite Ruud Gullit who looks so different now. No more mustache and rasta hair.
Anyways, I like mostly Hungarian, Italian and Mexican food. Don`t even try to get me Indian or Chinese please! No McDonalds or Burger King either. Subway is nice but lets hope Quizmos opening in Europe soon.
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