give a man a fish he'll eat for a day.

teach a man to fish, and hel most probably drown...

horse walks into a bar... barman says why the long face, horse

says well i just woke up as a horse.

I'm an insane crazy guy who will definatly make you laugh unless i tell a joke, I'm always smiling and never stop laughing especially at fuck all even though i have the geekiest laugh in the world.