Welcome to the most uninteresting man in the world's Facebook page.

My facebook is intended to be a collection of my thoughts. Some may find them utterly disturbing, while others may believe them to be of divine magnitude and decide to inscribe them into a leather bound notebook and preach them outside of Megaton. Although I do not condone the latter, I am not against it, as long as it does not become a branch of scientology because I would never wish to steal Tom Cruise's spotlight. While the rest of you may just see the hidden amusement within the lines and enjoy them for what they are worth. In which case, sit back, relax and enjoy.

Everything posted by the author on this account is his original work and forbidden to be used in any fashion that may bring about the end of the world, as some of the posts may have such an effect if broadcasted to the public.

I had this great idea for a website that allowed users to share all of their most embarrassing and fruitful moments with the