Sound Designer.
Audio engineer.
Composer.
Producer.
Location recordist.
Voiceover artist.
Bettie Page fan.
Makes electronic noises in an Industrial band.
Rants in a Punk band.
Experimental cook.
Designer of things, both physical and virtual.
Science spod.
Writer of nonsense prose and even more nonsensical lyrics.
A source of 99% of your RDA of strange sounds and odours.