According to the urban dictionary...

''John, usually a very macho guy. He has the most amazing brown eyes and hair. His smile is gorgeous.

Typically a player, confuses you alot, but when he wants he can make u feeel like the most amazing person in the world. You cant help but smile when u look at him. u like him alot but he gives u mixed signals.

He could be the best thing u ever had if he would give u a chance. strong, competitive, smart, outgoing, cute, nice body. He lies alot but does know when he is wrong and he can be a man and say sorry.

All in all, john is a great guy but he needs to figure out his relationship status

Friend: Whats wrong?
You: It's just....welll...John
Friend: I told you he was an ass