I'm the magnanimous overlord of the third realm of the dungeon master.
I give hugs like a baracuda.
If I had exactly five legs, I'd join the circus.
I'm so gangsta I mugged m'self.
I was listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace. So I can't do that anymore.
Fact: I'm actually the one who first put the boom boom into George Michael's heart.
I carry the attitude of an illuminatti with me whenever I walk into the janitor's closet.
But I'm A Cheerleader.