I love to watch Sportscenter but I read Glamour while I check up on scores, I feel for all of mankind but dislike most people I meet, I can't stand people who judge, and I judge people all the time, I'm totally easy-going but I'm always right, Sometimes Sex and the City makes me weep but I've never cried at a funeral, I love Mexican food, I might try to be the toughest bitch in the world but YES I sleep with my baby blanket everynight, I laugh hardest when I'm sad, I'm more like one of the guys but shoe-shopping is the best, I want to someone to take care of me but I never let them, I have short-man syndrome but don't actually like to fight, I am a Cubs and a Cardinals fan, I don't understand how curtain rods work and I think Shake N Bake IS cooking, I am really at home in the South but I do NOT fit the prototype...and most of any other opposite traits you can think of.
