what is love? baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no moree <3 da da da

It was once said through prophecy, that a chosen one would rise to save us all... Well, just so we're clear, I am not that guy.
But I met him once, he was shorter then I expected, sortof really short, kinda like meeting Tom Cruise, except with less Scientology.
Chosen guy was sortof a dick though, so I cut lines of communication so I wouldn't have to be associated with him.
I suppose that could come back to bite me around apocolypse time...

Oh this is supposed to be about me isn't it? damn, alright, um... Well....
I'm awesome. That pretty much sums it up.