Dear Rose, I was actually hoping we could've taken turns on the raft. Sincerly, Jack CLASSIC!!!

17. after you hear the bell, we stop serving, if we are cleaning up behind the bar it does not mean we are serving and odds are we will just say fuck off if you ask!

18. if we are on a break we WILL NOT SERVE YOU i repeat we will not serve you on our break, we get few of those as it is so the last thing we want to do is serve you!

19. it is just rude not to even look at me when ordering, if you do this i will walk away! do not order staring at the tv, the blonde in the corner or talking to ur mates.

20.We don't care if you know the owner. You're still not getting a free drink unless he personally orders it for you.

21. a smile never hurts

22. when its loud in the pub u need to order louder, however this does not mean shouting at the top of your voice, we will get pissed off an either ignore you or shout at you every time we see you (especially wen u have a hangover)

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