I'm JayJay. On my spare time I enjoy selling small children on the black market, sailing the Atlantic in my pontoon, and walking my turtle down a Main Street. Beer, rain, and automatic soap dispensers make me happy. I moonlight as a low-grade hitman, and I like to rescue orphaned animals in poverty-ridden countries on the weekend.

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