What you'll come to find in life is that people will do anything they can to fuck you over. Immaturity is rife, and I'm learning to rise above it. The sooner you realise that and join me, the better.

"Friends are like clothes: fine while they lasted but eventually they wore thin or you grew out of them."

20, Living in Plymouth, University of Plymouth Business Management.

5-a-side Shepton Mallet League Runners-Up with Substandard Leige. Player Manager. Birmingham Championships in July, and currently playing 6-a-side in the same league.