Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain

I am he as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
I'm crying
Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation teashirt, stupid bloody tuesday
man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob
Mister city policeman sitting
pretty little policeman in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
see how they run
I'm crying - I'm crying, I'm crying - I'm crying
Yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dogs eye
Crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo goo joob
Sitting in an English garden