I like doing stuff sometimes

Since an early age I have been interested in how things work. In the orphanage I grew up in the nuns used to have to stop me taking apart their laptops to quench my thirst for knowledge, and since becoming a part time priest I have dedicated my life to making new and interesting machines.... its a shame I am SHIT AT INVENTING THINGS!

A side goal of my quest to invent is regaining the trust of my 22 year old son who hasn't spoken to me for 23 years (which he did through a special baby phone I invented, you couldn't hear it very clearly, but I'm sure it worked!).
I am also in search of a new partner as my previous one entered a coma after I used my baby phone on her womb. Nothing serious.