I'm actually quite the intellect. I just do not understand why people do not get me. I like things that are simple.

I like parks mostly because I enjoy it when people throw me a frisbee, and I go catch it.

I also really enjoy begging for treats and I am really needy and long for someone's attention.

I especially love it when you rub the back of my ear, or just take me to a park.

Did I mention I really like parks?