5 simple things
*Don't call me a bitch. I'm much more evil than that..... ;)
*My life is so bountiful, I don't need a boyfriend to feel fulfilled.
*My BFF are forever. Because even when I'm not sure where I'm headed, it helps to know I'm not going there alone.
*If an opportunity presents itself, I take it.
*Most of the things I worry about never happen

and always remember, appearances can be deceiving.